MY 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS IN FACEBOOK

It's the 13th of December, 2011 and I have just finished summarizing the 12 things I encountered in my Facebook. By the time I reached the 12th of December, I was able to create a song.  I'm in the happy mode already because I'm coming home soon and so I am singing my summary in full while posting here. Warning though... my song is not intended for children! Parental guidance is a must.

Perfect model for this blog is Izzy Garrucho. Photo taken by her own dad, Vincent Garrucho.

MY 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS IN FACEBOOK


On the first day of Christmas

my Facebook sent to me

a psycho chick who keeps on stalking!

On the 2nd day of Christmas

my Facebook sent to me

2 foreign whores

and a psycho chick who keeps on stalking!

On the 3rd day of Christmas

my Facebook sent to me

3 stinky sluts

2 foreign whores

and a psycho chick who keeps on stalking!

On the 4th day of Christmas

my Facebook sent to me

4 effing bitches

3 stinky sluts

2 foreign whores

and a psycho chick who keeps on stalking!

On the 5th day of Christmas

my Facebook sent to me

5 drama queens!

4 effing bitches

3 stinky sluts

2 foreign whores

and a psycho chick who keeps on stalking!

On the 6th day of Christmas

my Facebook sent to me

6 virus apps

5 drama queens!

4 effing bitches

3 stinky sluts

2 foreign whores

and a psycho chick who keeps on stalking!

On the 7th day of Christmas

my Facebook sent to me

7 trolls kept hacking

6 virus apps

5 drama queens!

4 effing bitches

3 stinky sluts

2 foreign whores

and a psycho chick who keeps on stalking!

On the 8th day of Christmas

my Facebook sent to me

8 gals complaining

7 trolls kept hacking

6 virus apps

5 drama queens!

4 effing bitches

3 stinky sluts

2 foreign whores

and a psycho chick who keeps on stalking!

On the 9th day of Christmas

my Facebook sent to me

9 accounts are missing

8 gals complaining

7 trolls kept hacking

6 virus apps

5 drama queens!

4 effing bitches

3 stinky sluts

2 foreign whores

and a psycho chick who keeps on stalking!

On the 10th day of Christmas

my Facebook sent to me

10 strange friend requests

9 accounts are missing

8 gals complaining

7 trolls kept hacking

6 virus apps

5 drama queens!

4 effing bitches

3 stinky sluts

2 foreign whores

and a psycho chick who keeps on stalking!

On the 11th day of Christmas

my Facebook sent to me

11 guys I'm blocking

10 strange friend requests

9 accounts are missing

8 gals complaining

7 trolls kept hacking

6 virus apps

5 drama queens!

4 effing bitches

3 stinky sluts

2 foreign whores

and a psycho chick who keeps on stalking!

On the 12th day of Christmas

my Facebook sent to me

12 men's hot poking

11 guys I'm blocking

10 strange friend requests

9 accounts are missing

8 gals complaining

7 trolls kept hacking

6 virus apps

5 drama queens!

4 effing bitches

3 stinky sluts

2 foreign whores

and a psycho chick who keeps on stalking!

Merry Christmas, everyone!!! Thank you and God bless us all for 2012!!!