THE TRIBUTE TO GOLD DIGGERS

Inspired by the witty comments of cousins and friends on my Facebook status today, I'd like to shed some light on this subject for the men folk out there. 

It's a well-known fact that men and women are predisposed to gender-based pattern of thinking and as a result, we analyze process and perceive life differently. Perhaps, we are simply wired that way from birth yet, we tend to forget of or see the facts that are laid out right there and clearly visible before our very own eyes.

Although I cannot speak for all women as I am a woman myself, I feel I am qualified to speak on behalf of at least most women. In general, women are disgusted of the gold diggers! Their ways screw up the good men folk's mentality! Not all women are gold diggers and that there are women in this world that are far more worth it because they know what contentment in life is, their values are intact and  most of all, self-respect is evident to the core.

Before you read on to know more about the gold diggers, press play the video to enjoy as you read on...

To know more about the gold diggers and their ways, hereunder is a list of sarcastic but true summarized quotes of the gold digger's dark and funny ways in life:

1. As far as men are concerned forever... she can take them or leave them and after she takes them she leaves them.

2. She has forever a million-dollar smile.... She only smiles at guys with million dollars.
 

3. Her forever motto is: Dough or die.

4. Her forever type in men: The only man she'll go ever out with is... the one who is tall, forget the skin color and has some.

5. Her forever spelling on "Matrimony".... Matter-o-money!

6. The only love nest she'll be forever interested in is an eight-room apartment / house feathered with cash down.
  
7. She will always and forever be ready to go out for a little fund.

8. She will forever not mind whose means she lives beyond... won't chop her own wood to keep her warm twice!

9. It's not too hard to find her... Just open your wallet, and there she is!

10. Her forever motto is: Think-Mink.

11. There's a possibility that she may get married someday... She's just waiting for the right amount to come along.

12. Her forever opinion about a man: He does have to be much, if he has much.

13. All she will forever look for in a man is... any eye color and green money.

14. She will forever bring out the animal in men... Mink.

  
15. Her forever thoughts on physical fitness: It doesn't matter. What she forever looks for in a man is fiscal fitness.

16. She will forever know how to stay in the mink of condition.

17. Her forever hobby aside from top of the line limited stuff is collecting romantic antiques... the rich old geezers.

18. She forever gets her men by using her come-on-sense.

19. She forever measures a man's love by the carat.

20. She forever dresses on credit but... she will only undress for cash.

21. Her forever zodiac sign:  A human gimme pig.

22. The royalty of all gold diggers will never sell herself for cash...  she takes stocks, bonds, checks, gold bars and shares in oil wells.

23. She will always marry a guy for money.... and divorce him for the same reason.

24. She loves everything about her country... the people of her country... the songs of her country and most especially, the banks of her country! 

 
There is absolutely nothing wrong about the word "more"... and wanting it. Don't get me wrong... I understand practicality in life! I'm a fan of these gold diggers.. in fact, I love them! They are fascinating creatures... they stand out yet people around them can't seem to say they are despicable. They are so angelic, charming, tolerable, encouraging and clever but...  it's the too much greed and too vulgar ways that says it all!

Although I am thankful that I have no friends who are like that and were for once in their lives were silently called gold diggers by the others, I can't help but wonder how life is...  if I am associated with the gold diggers. I believe that should earn me the heart of gold award! 

Ah, well... to gold diggers... you rock!!! Your mysterious and fascinating lives earned you a tribute in my blog spot! :-) Keep digging for gold till you find out that the best things in life has nothing to do with money and contentment in life is what will make your lonely lives happy!